What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
09.06.2025 00:49
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
Ray Dalio: ‘We should be afraid of the bond market’ - CNN
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”