What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

No way

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

No go.

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How did your marriage end?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Parkgoers See Two Ducks Swimming Together — Then Realize One Is In Danger - The Dodo - For Animal People

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

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